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An Ulster fan made an audacious attempt to present Kate and William with an Ulster Rugby beanie today at the royal wedding. However, the generous gesture ended in disappointment as the member of the Ulster Rugby splinter organisation Boys On Tour was apprehended by security guards before he could hand over the cosy bonnet!

Speaking to The FRONT ROW UNION from a phone in Belgravia Police Station “Twin D” told the FRONT ROW UNION how the days extraordinary events unfolded.

It all started last week at the Connacht game when we decided we’d go to the Dragons away game on 6th May. Doing our usual thorough search of the flights we found that we’d save £1.27 per person if we flew over to Heathrow this Friday morning and spent the rest of the week walking to Newport! Being teachers we all have plenty of time of for that sort of thing and £1.27 is a lot of money. If we slept during the day and walked at night we would save on hotel rooms as well!

Anyway we were standing in the crowd singing “Stand Up for the Ulster Men” as the carriages went past when our old mate Mike Tindall spotted us and invited us along to the buffet for a couple of sausage rolls and a shandy! So there we where munching away when Kate and William went past on their way outside for some pics and not having got them anything I thought it’s be a good idea if I gave them an Ulster beanie.

I ran after them and shouted, “Kate, can I give you one” and before I could get, “of our beanies?” out I was wrestled to the ground by four security guards and next thing I know I’m sitting in a cell in Belgravia cop shop! I just hope they let me out in time to get to Newport!

All sounds very plausible, however, the FRONT ROW UNION can reveal that this is the same “Twin D” that was spotted taunting Graham Henry and Steve Tew, a few short articles ago, so something about his explanation doesn’t ring true! Unless of course that was “Twin P”!

Who can tell and where will he/they appear next?

 

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